Different face, same story

You genuinely don't understand why you keep ending up in the same relationship. Spoiler: You can't see your pattern.

One unreturned text away from a full spiral

You're constantly on high alert in relationships. You're not crazy—you're just operating from a place of constant fear that they're about to leave.

Hard conversations? You'd rather vanish into thin air

You're allergic to discomfort. DTR talks, conflict, vulnerability—you'd rather disappear than deal with any of it.

You are whoever they need you to be

Your sense of self is... negotiable. You morph into their perfect partner, then wonder why nothing feels right.

You want what you refuse to give

You preach emotional availability while being emotionally unavailable. You want honesty while keeping things vague. You're a walking contradiction.

You've done the work. Now go find someone who matches your energy.

You know yourself, communicate well, regulate your emotions, and show up with integrity. Congrats—you're the unicorn everyone's working toward.